Jennifer Aniston Toppless

Is Jennifer Aniston Topless In “Horrible Bosses”?

?  No, they will not, according to the actress, who said that she had no idea how that rumor got started.  ”Not true at all.  Where do these things start?”

These “things”, as in rumors about Jennifer Aniston’s breasts, got started in US Weekly, which reported that Aniston had shot a topless scene for the movie but it had not yet been decided whether or not the scene would be included.

A scene that may or may not be included in the theatrical version?  Does that mean that we could expect a wonderful DVD extra instead?  Or is this all just a ploy to get us to go to the theater to watch a movie and then buy the DVD and Director’s Cut in semi-rigid anticipation?

This isn’t even the first time that Aniston has shot a topless scene only to reshoot it!  In The Breakup , starring Aniston and Vince Vaughn, a topless scene was edited out, and conservative America heaved a sigh of relief.  Of course, the original scene was published all over the Internet and you can view it if you want to by clicking here: NSFW .

Honestly, I don’t see the big deal. She’s a beautiful woman who should be proud of her body, and to tease it and hide it away only makes men like me act like horny degenerates when there’s a rumor of exposed breasts.  If more women would expose their breasts, the world would be a less perverted place, and everyone could live in harmony.  Topless, nipple laden harmony.

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Adam Heath Avitable, aka Avitable, is a humorist, nudist, satirist, misandrist, elitist, and cunning linguist who likes to drink martinis with a twist. When he's not terrifying the world with testicular photography over at Avitable.com , he wastes his law degree by running a business, doing stand-up comedy, and offering free mammograms out of the back of a van. An honorary vagina has been bestowed upon him by the Womens of Teh Internet, and not only because he cries at episodes of Glee and gets his eyebrows waxed monthly.